The Lap of Luxury and Horror
When I zee the zhit about to hit zee fan, I, like any good frenchman step out of zhe way.
Limping with an old wound recieved in the line of duty, dressed in a deep blue pin striped suit. Inspector Dupond is both dapper and polite.
Served in the Paris police force for many years. Served in the Trenches of WW1, retired and now takes cases he finds interesting.